I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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