Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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