Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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