hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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