if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Randomize
