So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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