Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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