You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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