Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All I want is dick and wine.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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