all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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