People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
