Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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