Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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