I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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