i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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