My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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