a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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