Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
