How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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