he wants to bone in the snuggie
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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