I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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