btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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