i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
