Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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