Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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