You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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