ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i out mim tonsoeep
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