you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i need some magic done to my vagina
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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