Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
