Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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