Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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