"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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