So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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