I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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