I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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