He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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