Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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