Do vagina's smell?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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