her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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