thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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