so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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