talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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