apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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