I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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