yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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