shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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