are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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