In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
