Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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