ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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